Friday, December 08, 2006

United Nations Pledges $1.2 Billion In Indigestion Relief For U.S.

Gas-Bloated Americans Desperately Await Massive Antacid Airlift

In what has been called the largest gastrointestinal rescue effort in history, the United Nations allocated $1.2 billion in antacid relief yesterday for the indigestion-wracked nation of America.

"There is great suffering in America, where every day people face the terrible pain of stomach upset, heartburn, and problem gas," a statement released by the General Assembly read.

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