Friday, March 30, 2007

25 Peeps

25peeps is a cool place to visit if you haven’t yet! All you have to do is upload a picture of yourself, no fakes!

You can click on someone you like and we'll send you to his or her weblog. The peeps are sorted by popularity, which is based on clicks and referals. .. The more your picture get’s clicked the longer you can stay on the board. Ofcourse it is linked to your blog so it’s also a cool way to get your blog more hits!

The girls usually have a better chance of staying on longer…the reason being obvious… unless you are a hunk…which makes the girls want to come on to your site.. pun intended..

Make it interesting or you wont last on the top 25…. Because, when a new peep enters the roster, the least popular peep gets pushed off the site. If you are fortunate, you could end up in the big hall of fame.. not to mention the mad traffic to your weblog!

As your peep is a big juicy link to your blog, use a picture that makes people want to find out more about you. The more popular your peep becomes, the longer it'll stay up. It is viagra at its best …

To visit the siite, press ….

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Right on target always...

Some loo.....absolutley kinky..

Not a drop would be wasted....

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Thursday, March 22, 2007

Pump it up......

Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles.

They meet a Martian couple and begin talking about all sorts of things.

Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers and how they make money aprt from other subjects.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen.

Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian.

Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.

Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member - about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.

I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.

"Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"

"Well," she replies, "It's just not big enough!"

"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.

"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow...."

"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.

"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fall into bed and make mad, passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, Mike asks .."Well, was it any good?"

"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?"

"It was horrible," he replies, "All she kept doing the whole time was slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."

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Signs that speak......

On the menu of a restaurant
Blackened bluefish...

In a Maine restaurant
Open seven days a week and weekends...

In a New Jersey restaurant
Open seven days a week and weekends...

On the walls of a Baltimore estate
Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.. Sisters of Mercy

On a long established New Mexico dry cleaning store
Thirty-eight years.. on the same spot...

In a New York drugstore
We dispense with accuracy...

In a New York medical building
Mental Health Prevention Center..

On a New York convalescent home
For the sick and tired of the Episcopal church...

In a funeral parlor
Ask about our layaway plan...

In a clothing store
Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks...

Outside a country shop
We buy junk and sell antiques...

In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store
15 men's wool suits - $100 - They won't last an hour!...

In a Massachusetts parking area reserved for birdwatchers
Parking for birds only...

In the vestry of a New England church
Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is

In a laundry room
Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage...

A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago
Do not activate with wet hands...

In a New Hampshire jewelry store
Ears pierced while you wait...

In a New York restaurant
Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager...

A sign in an Asian seafood store in Madison, Wisconsin
Crap - .79/lb...

In a Florida maternity ward
No children allowed...

In the offices of a loan company
Ask about our plans for owning your home...

At a number of US military bases
"Restricted to unauthorized personnel...

On a display of 'You are my one and only' valentine cards
Now available in multi-packs...

In the window of an Oregon general store
Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?

In a Pennsylvania cemetary
Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves..

On the grounds of a private school
No trespassing without permission...

On a Tennessee highway
Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable...

In front of a New Hampshire car wash
If you can't read this, it's time you wash your car..

On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon
Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help..

From the safety information card in America West Airline seat pocket
If you can not read this card, please ask a crew member..

On a delicatessen wall
Our best is none too good..

On a roller caoster
Watch your head...

On a Maine shop
Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship..

In downtown Boston
Callahan Tunnel / No end...

A sign on a front yard in York, Maine
Inexpensive, Quality Daycare - Openings Day and Night...

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Monday, March 12, 2007

USA..... Abbreviations

It is quite enlightening to note that we are quite ignorant when it comes to viewing things in a larger perspective....

To put it more succintly, who could have thought that "USA" could have so many different abbreviations

USA United States Army
USA United States of America
USA Ulhasnagar Sindhi Association
USA Ultimate in Suspense and Action
USA Unconditional Self-Acceptance
USA Unconventional Stellar Aspect
USA Under Secretary of the Army
USA Underground Service Alert
USA Underground Sewer Adapter
USA Underwriting Service Assistant (insurance)
USA Unicycling Society of America
USA Unified Shader Architecture
USA Uniform Securities Act
USA Uniform System of Accounts
USA Uninterrupted Sharing Activity (education/reading)
USA Union of South Africa
USA Union Street Athletics (Bangor, Maine)
USA Unionville-Sebewaing Area (Michigan School District)
USA Unique Settable Attributes (Ciena)
USA Unit Self Assessment (US Navy)
USA United Scenic Artists
USA United Secularists of America, Inc.
USA United Seniors Association
USA United Servicers Association, Inc.
USA United Sites of America, Inc.
USA United Soccer Academy
USA United Software Association
USA United Space Alliance
USA United States Armsports
USA United States Attorney
USA United States of Africa (Arthur C. Clarke's '3001')
USA United States of Atlanta (Ying Yang Twins album)
USA United Stockgrowers of America
USA United Synagogue of America
USA Universal Secure Access (Universal Secure Access Card Identifier)
USA Universal Service Agency (South Africa)
USA Universities Safety Association
USA University of South Alabama
USA University of South Australia
USA Unix System Admin
USA Unstable Angina
USA Unusually Sensitive Area (environmental)
USA Urban Service Area
USA US Airways, Inc. (ICAO code)
USA USA Network (cable network channel)
USA Utilization, Support, & Accountability

Now, these are the ones that are "recognised" or in fact that are "active". Now who knows how many more are out there !!

Well..... long live USA.... !!!

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Saturday, March 03, 2007

Professional Coaching For Marketing Yourself !

They say if you don't derive joy from your work, it is not worth working at all..

Well, this ad emphaizes it all..

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Men !

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.

What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

Why are vibrators better than men?
Because they never screw other women, never come in drunk, and you don't have to do their laundry!

Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Men are like....Teeth.
You ignore them - you lose them.

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And the story goes on.... but can you do without them ?

Friday, March 02, 2007

The importance of laughter - Goldblum-Carlton

The most powerful thing we're given is our ability to laugh. It's our greatest gift, especially if we can "laugh at ourselves" and not take ourselves so seriously

When you make fun of what frightens you, you get a mastery over it and gain control.

So go ahead, act silly. Let yourself act silly and share it. Laughter is contagious
So, when you're happy and you're laughing it rubs off on people as everyone has a sense of humor, although few use it to the maximum

When you throw your head back and laugh, you're not thinking of anything else. Laughter is the best thing you can do for your health. So, the old saying that 'laughter is the best medicine' definitely appears to be true

So, go ahead and just appreciate the importance of laughter.

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