Saturday, June 09, 2007

Possible Condom Week Slogans

20. Don't be silly, protect your willy
19. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
18. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
17. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
16. If you go into heat, package your meat
15. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
13. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
12. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
11. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
10. Cover your stump before you hump
09. Don't be silly, protect your willie
08. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
07. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
06. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
05. When in doubt, shroud your spout
04. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
03. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
02. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
01. A crank with armor will never harm her

With due courtesies to......

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